Thursday, December 18, 2008

Jazz Band

What a great title for this post, I crack myself up [sigh]. The pic is Ashley, Jazz and Meghan playing in the school band last night for the senior concert. Jo said they sounded pretty good, I had to stay home with Cam and his spots. If you click the photo there's a few more shots on Flickr.

The kids only have a half day on Friday, then everyone is on break and we fly out on Monday. There's snow in the forecast for tomorrow and the weekend. Monday is currently sunny and clear so hopefully we'll be on our way to Aus with no delays. The IBM travel agent screwed up our booking so at the moment none of us are sitting together, I mean no one is with anyone at all, so that blows. I've called Qantas and they wont fix it if you can believe it, we have to wait until we check in and then they should be able to do something.

Andy, out.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I'm in a Posting Mood

Our front yard this morning... 15-20cms coming in the next few days.

Home for Christmas

Monday, December 15, 2008

They will Never Take our Independence Day!


40 inspirational speaches in 2 minutes... too funny. Thanks to Dvoraks excellent blog ...

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Cams Christmas show

Cam's class put on a brief Christmas show for us last night. Four quick tunes ending with a groovy dance to an Elvis classic, all the kids in sunglasses and looking cool. Sadly the lighting was dim so even though our G9 usually does a decent job in low light I couldn't manage better than this -
And here is our boy with his partners in crime Ben, Oliver and Max -
Jazz and Ab's have their shows next week I think. 11 sleeps til we leave for Aus...

Andy, out.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Back from the Ballesty's

Just got home from a fantastic trip down to Wattsburg PA, with our great friends Joyce and Dan Ballesty and their awesome foursome, Erin, Elise, Liam and Declan. I had to work Wednesday morning, Jo had a tennis comp and the girls had papers to deliver after school, so we set out pretty late and hit the peak hour rush. It took 50 minutes to get from Oakville to Hamilton, normally a trip of around 10 minutes. After a quick stop at the Peace Bridge border for some food and duty free we had a quick trip down Lake Erie and arrived at Casa Ballesty after 9pm. The next morning we planned to run in the annual Erie Turkey Trot, a 5k run or walk along the lake shore so we hit the hay early-ish. Luckily we didn't have any real snow overnight and while it was really cold when we got to the lake around 8am, it wasn't wet or too windy. The kids elected not to run, which was a good idea given the cool conditions, and that let Jo and I have a full-on go at it with Joyce, Dan and Elise. The start was predictably crammed and it was hard to get into a good stride for the first K or so. We lost Dan and Joyce in the pack and thought we saw them ahead of us, only to find it wasn't them as we closed the gap. So from that point on we ran our own race, Jo letting me hit a higher gear after the halfway point so I could set my own pace. Given the very slow start we were really stoked with our placings, Jo at 14th for her age group and me at 19th out of a thousand runners. I was really happy not to have a re-occurrence of my planar fasciitis, it's kept me from running for the last two summers. The run set us up for Thanksgiving lunch and Joyce crafted a terrific spread of turkey and all the trimmings, finished with home made apple and pumpkin pies a la mode. Sweet goodness! We finished the afternoon with snowball fights, tackles into snow banks and sledding in the 2-3 feet of powder snow.
Black Friday is the traditional shopping day after Thanksgiving where the retailers expect to get into the 'black' with massive sales. Jo and Joyce left us around 9am for the entire day to do battle in the parking lots, aisles and check outs with the seething masses in hopes of bargains for Christmas. That left Dan and I with the kids and a plan to see a movie and then try to exhaust our broods with something active. The girls wanted to see 'Twilight', a pre-teen vampire-fest and the boys were up for 'Bolt' so the dads left the girls to their own devices and all the boys watched the super dog movie after a nice italian lunch that included jalapeno poppers and garlic/pepperoni balls (mmmm, the Nitemare pizza was pretty outstanding too). We thought about bowling after the movie but instead voted to head back home, I drove the girls and Dan had the boys. In typical style the guys had worked out a plan of attack by the time we got home and we put our snow gear on before heading out the back door, snow shovels in hand. Our goal - create the largest, tallest, coolest (literally) snow-castle we could.
Using the shovels to make large snow bricks we took 3 hours to build a 7 foot tall monster with enough room inside to sleep all the kids (if they were mad enough to stay outside in the heavy snow storm). When Dan and I get together it's usually 'go hard, or go home' time and the resulting castle was pretty awesome when lit with some tiki-torches. The girls arrived home for dinner and sadly hadn't had much luck with their shopping, everything on Jo's list was already gone, sigh. But the snow continued to fall into the evening and that was great news for our skiing plans for the next day, a nice fresh fall on top of the already awesome base.

So Saturday we set off to Peek'n' Peak, the local hill for some skiing. It's nice and close to home for the Ballesty's and the hill is bigger than our local hill, Glen Eden. The snow conditions are much better in Erie as well, the lake effect snow is pretty harsh, bad for driving, great for skiing. The resort is really nice with great facilities and since it's 'pre-season' we got a great rate on our equipment rental and lift tickets. The snow storm of the previous night had disappeared completely and we were left with a great day, blue skies and no wind. After 20 minutes finding our snow-feet again we hit the hill proper and had a great time skiing the various trails all day. The moguls are still a challenge for me and I made it down the small lumpy section with only one fall (near the top, after which I worked it out a little better :-)).
I spent a lot of time with Cam who naturally thinks he's the worlds greatest living skiier and can perform miracles. Of course this means that he can get into serious trouble really quickly. He was great though, really listening to me when I asked him to 'stay in the middle away from the trees'; and 'watch your speed mate!' on the steeper sections. By the end of the day he was doing a really great job. He just needs some more lessons so he can get his skis parallel more often and not rely on the 'pizza' (or 'snowplough', toes together) to slow him down. Abbie is the best skier of all the kids, she gets them parallel alot, can stop on either foot and really showed confidence on the 'glade' sections where you have to ski through a forest of trees (very hairy for mum and I watching them do it without helmets). Jazz is also really getting it, she braved the trees too and did a great job on the steep sections. We had to pull the pin around 4pm, our bodies started to tell us enough-is-enough.

As usual Joyce and Dan were the perfect hosts, we were spoiled rotten and had a blast with our favourite Americans, thanks guys, you rock! A slideshow of the photos from our visit is here.

Andy, out.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Mouth Bling!

Jazz is the proud owner of jaw jewelery. First few days have been a little painful for her, but she's improving... only 30 more months to go :-).

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Boo!

We've said before that our new house is in a better location for the kids. There are friends for each of our three nice and close by. The door bell rings all day with kids looking for their junior Stiffy of choice. And of course it's closer to the school so the kids can walk there easily every day (at least until the snow comes and probably even then). So that experience didn't prepare me for Halloween. At River Glen we would get between 80 to 100 kids come knocking for candy and so this year we prepared for similar numbers. I walked with the kids with Eric and his dad (and smoked a very nice Cohiba thank you very much) and Jo manned the door. We stuck to the street near by and most houses had their lights on and were dispensing plenty of goodies.
But the foot traffic was waaaay down on last year, there simply were not that many kids around. Also a lot of the houses didn't really go to much trouble decorations-wise. It's an older area around Pen St, most people have much older kids, many have already left home. So while the residents are great at making sure there's candy to be had when kids come knocking, there's not many kids doing the knocking. To an extent that allows the kids to do come to get a pretty good deal, as the night went on it was clear that the piles of candy waiting behind doors was not all going to be claimed. So sometimes the kids hit the jackpot and got a huge wad of goodies in one hit.

In the end we only had about 30 or so kids hit Jo up for candy, so we had heaps over. Oh well, I'm sure we'll find something we can do with all the left-overs :-).
I still don't have a regular gig, which is very frustrating. Not sure whether, if this continues, it'll mean we'll come home earlier than expected... but we've not had any discussions like that yet so time will tell. At this stage we're just looking forward to US Thanksgiving with the Ballesty's in Pennsylvania, our home trip to Aus at Christmas and skiiing at Mt Tremblant in late January. So our dance card is pretty full and we're pretty content.

Big afternoon of NFL action today, which reminds me to tell you I went to a Buffalo Bills game last weekend with my buddy Albert. We got some decent tickets off the fan Ticket Exchange (basically legal scalping), row 17 on the 20 yard line. We got down there about 90 minutes before the game and chatted with some pretty drunk Buffalonians (is that what they're called?) who had been tail-gating since the wee-hours. The weather was awesome, just like our game last year, but sadly Buffalo couldn't keep with early season form going and after a close 1st quarter the Jet's put them away. It was pretty cool to see Brett Favre QB for the Jets, he's a complete legend of the NFL and I can confirm that his laser-rocket arm is impressive in the flesh. Anyway Bills are at New England today so I'll be flicking between that game and Tennessee at Chicago (go Flaming Thumb Tacks!).

Andy, out.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Hail to the Victors!

The Toronto Film Festival is a pretty big deal with some of Hollywoods A-listers crossing the border to pimp their latest projects. Our buddy AJ got our names on the door for a party at Ultra Supper Club to be hosted by Lindsey Lohan and her DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Jo picked up a cute LBD and gold heels and I slummed it in my $20 leather jacket (love outlet shopping in the US). We hit a couple of lounges first and by the time we got to Ultra it was rammed due to the red carpet and media so it took about 45-60 minutes to get inside. The club has a rooftop patio with a great view of the Toronto skyline and the weather was outstanding. Unfortunately Jo had a tennis match early the next day so without seeing Lindsey or Sam we bailed around 1:30 only to find out the next day that they turned up and Sam started spinning discs about 15 minutes after we left [sigh]. Anyway it's nice to get out with adults and leave the kids behind some times.
The weather is leaving us with no doubt that it's Autumn with most days now in the low teens although the sun is still around to keep the chill off most of the time. I'm finding it hard to adjust for some reason, I keep wearing t-shirts everywhere and end up under-dressed and cold. I must be trying to will summer back, it aint working. Of the three Halloweens we've had here last years was by far the coldest and it's looking like we'll have more of the same this year. I doubt the kids will be dressed in skimpy outfits this 31st, they'll be in hypothermia territory if they do. I'm expecting to be in Istanbul before then so I guess I'm going to miss out on the spooky fun this year. We hope to know when we ship out for the Bospheros at some point this week. Although we get a flight home each month I think I'll only come back once in late November so we can celebrate US Thanksgiving with our friends the Ballestys down in Pennsylvania. Then I'll come back for our Aussie holiday in December/January. If I save up a few more flights and the project keeps going into next year then I might use them to bring the family over instead. We'd like to do a European trip next year, maybe London/Paris/Rome but cost will be the big decider and I haven't even started looking at that yet.
I've been down to Ann Arbour, Michigan, a couple of times with my buddies Jay and AJ, previously we've gone to see the hockey. This time Jay got some outstanding seats for the football and so on Friday we took off down to the US to enjoy Home Coming weekend at the University of Michigan and see the Wolverines take on the Illinois Fighting Illini. We hit a few bars Friday night and chatted with some frat-boys who invited us to party with them prior to the game the next day. The frat-house scene is pretty crazy, it's just like the movies. We picked up some beers, put them in the frat fridge and headed off to the Mud Bowl. One of the frats hosts this Michigan tradition each year in a pond in front of their house. They flood it with about 4-5 inches of muddy water and teams play touch football. And it's not just the guys who get down and dirty, at half time the boys took a break to wipe the mud from their eyes and two teams of girls took the field. They all showed decent skills, I was glad I wasn't on the field, those girls would have beaten me up. We were standing on the side of a small hill over looking the 'ground' and a hose that was used to fill the field was leaking in front of us. This basically made the hillside a vertical swamp and we stood there alternating between watching the game and watching people slip over and fall down the muddy slope. It was pretty funny.
Despite everyone drinking and the Michigan and Illinois fans mixing closely among the tens of thousands of people we only saw one person dead drunk and not a single fight or sign of aggression. If this was a football game in Australia I doubt the town would have been standing and the police would have had their hands full. Not in university town USA though, everyone had exactly the right attitude and was there for a good time and nothing more. It was amazing. The Michigan stadium is the biggest in the US, they don't call it the 'Big House' for nothing, and Home Coming is the biggest week of the year. Past students come back to the Uni at Home Coming and helped push the crowd to over 109,000. The spectacle was very cool with the marching bands and cheer leaders being thrown in the air. Everyone joins in the 'fight song', Hail to the Victors! It was a pity that Michigan couldn't live up to the fighting lyrics and lost the game.
Our boy turned 7 a week ago and we had his party yesterday at Laser Tag. He and his buddies (and his sisters) ran around in the dark shooting each other and racking up points before settling down for pizza, KoolAid and ice-cream cake. It was weird to have the party at a venue for a change, in previous years Jo and I have hosted themed affairs and put a lot of effort into running games. So it was strange to just sit back and let someone else do the work... I could get used to it :-). He was spoiled by his buddies with some great gifts, 2 RC helicopters, yet another Nerf gun (sweet!) and I had picked him up a Michigan football jersey and cap as a stop-gap until his real gift arrives.
Andy, out.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

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Monday, July 28, 2008

Summer Holiday

The kids are half way through their summer break, well just under 1/2 way with about 5 weeks to go. So far the weather has been pretty great, mostly humid and lots of thunder storms so we've had the air con on a bit. The new street is kids heaven with the Davis kids constantly ringing the door bell to invite our mob to swim in their pool. Needless to say that they're over there a lot of the time but we've become good friends with Liz and Eric and they don't seem to mind at all. All the people we've met in the street are really nice and have really welcomed us. We've been on a day trip with our next door neighbours, Lyn and Henry and their kids, down to the wineries at St Catherines followed by a BBQ near Niagara. And Eric and Henry let me borrow their lawn mower and assorted tools so I can deal with our outdoor chores.
Our original reason for coming to Canada, working at Bell, is finished. My last day was almost a month ago and I'm missing the place, and the regular work schedule. I've caught up with the boys since though, we're a pretty close bunch socially too, and we're playing touch football on Tuesday afternoons whenever our schedules work out. With Bell done you might think we'd be coming home but IBM would like to continue to build a practice around the compensation skills our team has here so as long as we get some more work we'll stick around a while longer. The assignment we're here under has changed though, from a short term to a long term arrangement, and this has meant a few changes. Most importantly we don't rent a car anymore, we had to buy one. We had looked at taking over someone else's existing lease as it can be really cost effective. But we had some problems with the finance company being stupid over our temporary residency status so we told them to shove it.

We checked out some Infiniti's, the FX35 is pretty awesome, but the more practical choice was the FX35's more sedate cousin, a Nissan Murano. We got a decent deal on a 2007 model with 30,000k's on it and decided not to lease it as buying it gives us more flexibility to sell when we leave Canada. Unfortunately we could only get a loan for a 2 year term, cos IBM is only planning on keeping us until 2010 at the longest, and that means pretty large monthly payments. The size of the payments, plus the high cost of auto insurance here, has effectively eaten our whole budget for cars so rather than getting two we're still stuck with one.
The other change in our assignment is that we don't have to swap our trips home to Aus for car rental. So we'll be taking a trip around Christmas/NY and probably another later in 2009. Qantas is starting to run the A380 so we're hoping we can come home on that, should be fun. I'll look into booking this shortly, I expect that time of year is busy and we don't want to miss out, stay tuned for confirmed dates, we're looking forward to seeing you all!

Our problems with our previous landlord are continuing. After we moved out he sent us a ridiculous letter from his lawyer claiming $3000 in damages. This guy just doesn't let up, he thinks he can put IBM over a barrel and the company will keep paying. Of course the liability is ours, not IBM's and we're fighting the prick. Jo has hit back by scheduling a Tenancy Board hearing claiming illegal increase in rent (our issues of last year) and we have the hearing this Friday, wish us luck.
This time last year we rented a cottage from a colleague, Terry, at Bell and this year we did it again. The cottage on Lake Cecebe is right on the water and has room for another family so we had two families come up to visit us for a few nights each. Kent and Aleks and their kids Mel and Jackie came up last year and they arrived on Saturday for a couple of nights. Kent is a great bloke and his margaritas went down very nicely as we watched the kids in the kayaks and pedal boat. Jo and Aleks talked tennis all the time :-). Then we had a few days to ourselves and the weather ended up being pretty variable, but it didn't rain much. Back in Oakville the rain just kept coming down, the wettest summer in Toronto since the 1930's, so we were lucky to be 3 hours north of that.
On Wednesday Shaun and Leslie arrived with their boys Ryan and Kyle and we playing RockBand until 2:30am, needless to say Thursday was a little on the slow side. I hired a ski boat on Friday and although the weather was supposed to be bad for the next few days we got exactly the opposite and it was sunny all day. We didn't do any skiing this time, just tubing for the kids and diving off the boat for a swim in the middle of the lake. We saw heaps of wildlife too, when you're that far north you're gunna see some critters. Last year we saw loons every day but this year we also saw a crane fly past the windows. We had a deer jump across the road in front of the car and there were flattened grass near the driveway one morning where it looked like a whole lot of them had spent the night. The highlight would have to be two beavers who we saw on two occasions. The second time we jumped in the kayaks and managed to get pretty close to them before they smacked their tails on the water and disappeared in a dive, that was sweet!

Andy, out.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Back with Walt

Late last year we discussed going to Disney World again. Jo's cousin Bobbie and husband Warren were planing on taking their girls, Hannah and Madison, down to the 'World' for the first time in May. We thought that we'd join them and make it a more relaxing time than out first trip. Then we had all our drama with my work extension and work permit renewals and it looked like we wouldn't get our new permits until June, meaning that we couldn't leave Canada and expect to get back in. So Disney looked like a lost cause and we didn't make any plans. Then in April a minor miracle occurred and our new permits came back in record time, we could think about going to Disney again. Without telling the kids we booked everything and made all our plans in secret, telling teachers and other parents what was going on where necessary. Jasmine had a basketball tournament one Wednesday evening and after winning the bronze medal we started to drive them home... well not quite. Instead to took off down the expressway to Buffalo. The kids thought that the trip was a little long.. after an hour they were asking were we were going and just before the border we told them we wouldn't be home for more than a week, next stop was the Magic Kingdom. At this point they were all very tired but still freaked out.
We spent the night at a Buffalo airport hotel, left the car in the lot and took a flight the next morning to Orlando. Daily temps in the 30's were a sweet change for these Aussies after one of the longest and toughest winters Toronto has served up in recent memory. Rather than stay at a resort hotel as we did last time we rented a vacation home about 20 minutes from the theme parks. It cost only a little more than a hotel stay but gave us heaps of room and the bonus of our own pool and spa in the back yard. It also meant that we could do our own meals easily and having a BBQ too gave us the taste of summer we've been missing for so long.
We went back to all the theme parks but this time we only did the things we either missed or really enjoyed the last time. First on the list was Rock'n'Roller Coaster at Hollywood Studios, Jo was the only one who got to ride that the last time due to the girls backing out at the last minute and Cam being too short to ride. Not this time though, we all rode and the girls went twice. It's a pretty cool ride, rather than slowly ratchet you up a steep incline to start you off this coaster uses an aircraft carrier catapult to get you from 0-100 in 3 seconds and then loops and flips you, it changes your hairstyle.

Cam was right on the height limit to ride everything, 48 inches, so this time he rode everything at least once, the Expedition Everest coaster twice. Surprisingly the last Disney trip he rode Tower of Terror, a drop ride, and didn't blink an eyelid, this time he was a lot more scared. I think he had a better idea of what was going on and it freaked him out a lot more, last time he didn't realize he was dropping 14 stories in zero-G.
Above are Hannah, Cam, Abbie, Jazz, Madison and Katie in front of the iconic Cinderella castle in Magic Kingdom. Most days had us at a park early and home just after lunch for a dip in the pool. I can definitely say that it was relaxing this time around, last time was almost a living hell at the 'happiest place on earth'. We spent 3 days at water parks so I hope the kids have had their fill of water slides for a while. The surf pool at Typhoon Lagoon serves up 6 foot waves and I was able to body surf a decent distance to shore which was pretty cool seeing as I haven't been in any kind of surf for 3 years.
Mothers Day we spent shopping at the outlet malls and Jo picked up a swag of bargains. The US really knows how to serve up the shopping and we came home with a suitcase of new shoes. My VISA is actually not too badly damaged though, the exchange rate is a lot more favourable these days although the price of gas/petrol is stinging the locals, they have to pay almost $1 a litre these days themselves, unheard of. Now we're back in Oakville and were welcomed by 10 degree weather and a biting wind, sheesh. Where the heck did spring go?

Andy, out.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

It's all new

Spring is here finally after what has been a very long cold season. It was pretty cold before Halloween last year, say mid-October, and it's really only getting into short sleeve weather in the last week. I think that makes it about six months of pretty chilly conditions. Our temps are finally starting to cross over with Melbourne where I'm seeing max'es around 20 or so, now we're getting highs in the low 20's ourselves, woot!

IBM appears to want to keep us here for a while longer, all the standard caveats apply of course. We now have work permits for the next year and we might stay here for one more year after that. It all depends on the work of course, ever unpredictable. No matter what happens we will be home for at least a visit before the end of the year.

Our last lease was up as of 31st March and there was no way we were going to extend again, our previous landlord 'The Donald' was/is a complete tool/dick/arsehat. Luckily this time around there were a couple of rentals available in our school district and we've settled nicely into Pen St, a little closer to the kids school, albeit on the other side of the neighborhood. The kids don't bus as it's too close and the warmer weather means that they can walk or ride with their friends so that's working out.
The house is a little smaller but that suits us anyway, River Glen was always a little too big and we didn't have the furniture and/or clutter to fill it up. Having said that our moving in was a long drawn out affair. Seriously, we arrived with suitcases 2 and a half years ago, where did all this stuff come from? It wouldn't be so bad except that we now have two house-loads of stuff, one in each hemisphere! The old place came partially furnished so when we moved there were a few things we needed to pick up. Jo hit the web and CraigsList and found heaps of stuff for next to nothing. She picked up two dinning tables, one formal and one casual, a new 3-piece leather lounge, buffet-hutch, coffee table, rugs, dresser, microwave, study-desk and a huge TV and stand for the kids. All of this for change out of a couple of gorillas, sweet! The house has much more natural light, nice neutral color scheme (rather than the fricken 'Cool Fruits' mix'n'match we had at River Glen) and is in a street chock-full of kids! Our bunch are always out in the street and the door-bell is constantly on the go as a steady stream of youngsters files in and out.
It's also a much quieter street. River Glen was really a main drag with a lot of traffic. And while it had the tennis and basketball courts and the baseball diamond it was pretty kid-free, at least in terms of regulars. Pen St is a side road so the kids can get the hockey net out in the roadway and play with only the occasional call of 'Car!'. Our neighbors all seem like nice folks and we're feeling very at home. Summers on the way, we have a cottage booked for a week in July and the kids are all confirmed on their soccer teams (I'm coaching Cam's team). Now where's that Corona?

Andy, out.

PS: Animoto is a cool site that will let you upload photos and music and creates a very slick video for you. It kicks the llama's ass. You can link photos from online sites like Flickr and even use their music. There's not much control but it's a no-brainer to use and 30 second clips are free to make. Check this out, my 40th in brief -

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

While You Were Sleeping.

Ok so it's been a long time between posts, and this is partly to do with me wanting to give my clearer view of what has been going on. Erh maybe I should state that Andy celebrated his 10th birthday for the fourth time on the 2nd of March, now you may understand why I say I might have a better memory:)

I don't know why but Andy's birthday always seems to sneak up on me, and as I have been often reminded over the years I owe Andy a big 40th. First up was it to be a summer kind of do (ie Australian) or a winter theme, or other words would we still be in Canada. As the date loomed it seemed to be a winter affair.

March meant a few deadlines for us, our immigration papers expired and our lease was up nothing like a double whammie. Luckily we found a house that is way nicer and cheaper and still in the school's district; with that all set up we could relax somewhat. We still are waiting on the appeal of our immigration status, thus we cannot leave Canada, say to go to the US for a visit, and expect to get back in.

My nephew Scott who has been living and working in Scotland for the last couple of years made his way over to see us before heading back to Aus. This visit landed right on the weekend of Andy's big day, so it was wonderful to have some more family be part of the fun. It also meant we had an extremely busy time showing Toronto off, but more later.
A girlfriend offered to make Andy's cake and pretty much set the ball rolling for party planning. A couple of phone calls here and there, and the numbers were starting to look good. I spoke to my cousin Bobbi and suggested they come earlier for dinner to throw Andy off the scent. Now Andy is not silly and thought something may have been going on, but he didn't ask and I didn't say anything, nor did I let the kids in on it either.

When Bobbi and her family arrived it pretty much was a rocking affair with Andy and the kids getting into RockBand. This worked out really well as it kept Andy in the lounge room. With the kids fed I then went on to dish out the adults meals which caused Andy's brow to raise. I think a little bit of doubt crept in and then in true trooper style he settled to accepting that maybe it was to be just a family affair. As Andy was occupied drumming, friends started arriving and arriving. Whilst there was no "surprise" shouted he certainly became so as even work mates turned up.
All in all there was around 28 adults and 17 kids.
It didn't take long for Andy's work friends to start onto the "shots" and from there things started to get a little hazy for the birthday boy. With the cake and speech over or so I thought, I left the room only to be called back as Andy's face had been smeared with cake. This is where I can only go by hearsay as Andy left the party to go upstairs , shower off and put himself to bed. Mind you it was still pretty early and a few of the boys went upstairs to retrieve the party boy. After a big thump my next report was that Andy had tripped down the stairs, but by the time I got there he was up again so no biggie and back I went to dancing in the kitchen. After a little while I was summoned as Andy was hurling in the lounge room, at least there was no carpet! After cleaning up I promptly sent Andy to bed, three strikes and your out. The party coasted along and eventually we all made our way to bed at a respectable time for such an event.
I cannot lie, the next day it was pretty hard to get up. We had promised to take Scott and Kristy tubing but that didn't quite seem so possible before lunchtime, so I sent Cam and Jas with them for a winter walk through the snowy 16 Mile Creek. I had a date with Abs to get her writing project done, and Andy was recovering in a fetal position on the couch. By late afternoon the girls, Scott, Kristy and I went tubing which ended up being lots of fun.

Thank goodness Andy will only turn 40 once, I don't think he'll be up to another one for about 10 years :).

Jo, out.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Green, Blue and Black

Ah, I know those colours well now... and it's not because they're the colour of my bruises, although I did end up with an absolute pearler of a bruise after my first ski outing at Glen Eden. In my last post I noted that I fell after a jump and landed on my right hip pocket, where my cell phone was located. I thought that I just had a bit of a corkie, but in fact I grew a huge purple and black bruise. It's nearly faded now, 2 and a half weeks later. So my bruise was black and blue, but no green thank goodness. No the green is the easiest colour ski run, blue is intermediate, and the blacks (single and double black diamonds) are the hard and insane difficulties. Glen Eden, our local hill, has 6 or 7 runs and they're all green, Mont Tremblant has 17 green runs, 31 blue, 36 single black and 10 double blacks... It's not particularly tall, only 875m compared to Mt Buller in Victoria at over 1800m but it doesn't need to be high in Quebec for it to have snow, there's snow at sea level during winter there. An most of Tremblants height is ski-able, the vertical drop from the summit to the village below is 650m, making for some extremely long runs, the longest at around 6kms. It's a serious hill, the photos don't do it justice as you'll see below, the left side is a black run and the right is a fairly steep blue, looks pretty mild in the photo sadly, trust me it's not.
We set off early at around 04:45 to beat the Toronto traffic, especially the 401 Expressway which turns into a car park after about 6:30 despite being 8 lanes wide in each direction. A bit of drama as we pass east of Toronto and into Oshawa where the car in the lane to our immediate right suddenly has a blow out on the driver-side front tyre and screeches off the road in a shower of sparks, the kids don't notice as they're still pretty tired. It's 699kms from Oakville to Mont Tremblant and despite 2 or 3 brief stops for gas, food and comfort we arrived at our lodge just after midday and far too early to check into our room. So we walked around the village which is pretty stunning and found somewhere to eat lunch. Afterwards our room was ready and we unloaded the car and settled into our digs. Nice digs too but only a queen in the bedroom so the kids fight it out for who shares the sofa-bed and who gets the roll-away (trundle-bed). How sad, Jo and I actually have a bedroom to ourselves on a family holiday... there's a first time for everything. The rest of the suite was top notch and included a full kitchen, dinning table and since it's a corner room has a bay-window style set up in the lounge. Really nice place. The rest of the families start to arrive, Kent and Alex our friends from cottage holidays and Abbies best friend Jackie. The have a bunch of other families that they do this type of trip with each year and we do the intros, all around a nice bunch of folks and plenty of kids to make sure none of ours is lonely. Our lodge is in the photo below, our room is in the right hand 'turret', middle floor.
We're up on Thursday to beautiful sunshine and blue skies, which at Tremblant means freezing cold. It's around -20 with the wind chill and that's down in the village, on the summit it's closer to -30 in the wind. Abs and Cam went into an all-day lesson and Jo, Jazz and I hit the hill for the first time with the rest of the crew, about 20+ of us in all to take the easiest run down the mountain. The mountain has a north and south side, the later being the site for the village so the normal way we try to find our way off the summit is via the south green run, but on this occasion it's closed. So we go down the north side and hope that the south green is open when we come back up. Jazz has some trouble on the icy surface and comes unstuck a few times, I have to coach her a little to help her get her confidence back but soon she's getting along with no problems and after a fairly leisurely run we're at the bottom and ready to take the Duncan Express quad-chair back to the summit. The main lift on the south side is a gondola, an enclosed 8 person bubble with racks for your skis outside. The Duncan Express is an open chair and man was it cold coming up the north face... when the hairs in your nose freeze it's cold. I split off from the rest of the family and gave my first blue run a try with some of the others in the group. It was pretty icy conditions but at least it was consistent so I was able to handle it pretty well. I did come to grief once on the blue run but funnily enough it wasn't on any of the steep sections, it was a flat area were I tried something different that I came unstuck. I think we did 5-6 runs that day, not flat out by any means, some of the others finished 7 or 8 but we didn't try to kill ourselves either. With the lifts stopping at 15:30 the day ends quickly, a few beers and bed beckons, we're asleep before 20:30.

I had promised Kent I would try to make it up early for a few runs but I had a crappy nights sleep and couldn't get out of bed. Outside it became overcast and some snow fell off and on all day. On the mountain it was very windy so any exposed parts of a trail would have all the snow blown clear away exposing hard packed ice creating pretty difficult conditions. Jasmine and I had one awesome run down the south side by ourselves, we passed everyone as we came down fast and shot through some very icy sections at well over 60 kph. I think we finished the 6km run in around 12 minutes, which is some going for a couple of newbies. After our first day of excitement Friday was a bit easier and more relaxing. Snow started to fall in earnest in the afternoon but we were all hoping the wind would die down so the snow stayed on the slopes. Into bed and asleep before my head hits the pillow.
The view from the summit chalet, where we had coffee and hot chocolate was pretty cool as you can see form the shot above. The boys had arranged once again to get out early and this time I actually made it out and up to the gondola before anyone else. I needed to buy a new lift ticket as we had only bought a 2 day pass originally, not sure how we'd go. The others rolled up, about 12 of us all up I think, and we boarded the gondola after a short wait in the largest crowd we'd seen so far, each day it had been steadily building. Once at the top there was not much hesitation by the leaders of the group, we walked on over the the north side, near the Duncan Express chair lift and popped on our skis. At that point I looked at the sign indicating our run and noticed the black diamond. I said 'You guys are kidding right?' to which the response was 'Don't worry about it, you're a good skier, you'll be fine'. Now compliments I can take, keep feeding my ego please, but maybe it's less about how good I am and more about 'this looks awesome, let's do it, I'm sure Andy wont die... much'. Well there's not much to do but suck it up and try to get down alive. It was steep to a newbies eyes, really steep. I wasn't so worried about the snow, and there was plenty of it with over a foot of fresh powder, if I fell it wasn't doing to hurt much assuming that I stopped before hitting a tree or cleaning up another skier. My main worry was being able to make my turns and lose speed in the deep snow on a steep slope. The guys were great, especially Kent and Predrag who stayed around me to ensure that I was okay. I fell 3 or 4 times and lost my skis a couple of times but I made it down pretty well and got up alot of speed in a few places. It was actually a lot easier just to go fast and hammer through/over the forming moguls than to try to cut too much and keep speed lower. By the end of the run I was drenched in sweat and my heart was hammering pretty hard, as much from the effort as from the adrenaline rush. It was pretty cool. Kent and I then headed back to the summit and then down to the village via another long blue run to get together with our kids who had called us on our cells nagging us to come get them and take them out for a run. I grabbed the whole family and left Kent to the harder runs so that we could get Cam and Abs up to speed on the mountain.
We did four more runs that day. Cam did 3 runs and almost killed himself on the north side when he face planted after letting himself get too much speed on a steep section. He has a beauty of a graze down his nose from hitting the snow and ice, but if he hadn't bailed he would have been into the trees at, I reckon, over 40kph. He was understandably upset for a few minutes but got back on the horse and made it down again. Not only that he wanted to do it again so we headed off down the north side again and had a great run with no major incidents. After taking to chair back up to the top again it was clear that Cam was pretty done, tired and sore, so Jo took him back down in the gondola leaving me and the girls to do one last run down the south side. I was really proud of both of them, they set a great pace and we got some good speed down to the village, passing pretty much everyone else on the way. The evening ended with a slap-up meal in Mishco and Liz's room, a smörgåsbord of all our left-overs, some laughs (mostly about who had taken the biggest and/or most falls) and again had a fairly early night.

We drove back to Oakville in the morning, pretty sady to leave, another day would have been nice. After another 7 hour drive arrived to find our house under a foot of snow. My rest and SuperBowl Sunday had to wait until I cleared all the snow, but luckily by buddy Garry showed up to watch the football with me and bent his back to help shovel the snow. Later that night, after the Giants had beaten the Patriots in a nail-bitting last quarter, Jo and I finally crashed out for good, the kids long gone to nod. Skiing is pretty great, and being able to do it as a family was lots of fun. I think we'll do some more this season, I definitely want to take a lesson or two, and maybe if we're still here next season we can find some bigger mountains. The Rockies are only a 3 hour flight away....

Andy, out.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

It's all Downhill from Here

In High School I went cross-country skiing with some buddies a couple of times at Lake Mountain. And thats the sum total of my skiing experience, I've never been downhill. I guess it's always looked like an expensive sport to me, especially in Australia, and means long road trips and crowds. At the end of January we're off to Mt Tremblant in Quebec for 4 nights and 3 full days of skiing on what should be a pretty decent mountain. So it's probably a good idea that we all know how to ski. Jo skied when she was younger, as least she can get around, and Jazz had a lesson and one day ski trip with her school last winter. That leaves Abs, Cam and me with no experience on the slopes at all. Jo has booked the two younger kids into a full day lesson at Tremblant so they'll both get some idea of what to do and we get baby sitting on the first day and the chance to actually get some good skiing in. Of course that then leaves me as the problem child with no experience, and there's no way I'm going to a serious hill without knowing vaguely what I'm doing.

The first choice is whether to ski or to board, and it's not an easy one. Depending on who you talk to, a skier or a boarder, one is easier than the other :-). The boarding has the cool appeal but skiing looks closer to skating and since I have a lot more experience with that than say skate boarding (a little) or surfing (none) I've decided to get my basic skills with two planks instead of one, I can always try a board for one day later. So what's the best way to into the sport? I suppose a few lessons would be a good start right? Well yeah, but when you have a mate who offers to give you some tips and take you to the local hill for a go, and you have a Y chromosome and don't ever read the manual, that sounds appealing too. I mean, how hard can it be right?

So yesterday Kent, my buddy from the cottage holidays last summer, took me up to Glen Eden. It's a little hill, about 5-6 runs on a 250m part of the Niagara Escarpment. It doesn't sounds very challenging, and for a good skier it wouldn't be, but standing at the bottom of even the easiest run was making this newbie feel a little... well nervous is not the word but the heart was beating a little faster than normal. The main hill is steeper than I thought it would be, even the easy run was much steeper than I expected. Oh well.... time to die. I get my hire gear, tell them I'm a noob so I get short-ish skis and bindings that release easily. Jacqui and Melanie, Kent's girls and friends of Abs and Jazz, have a lesson in about an hour so before that starts we go for a few runs. The conditions are pretty poor with the early season snow melted and snow-making not really started for the weekend crowds. The surface of the hill is pretty much ice, ice than does break up a bit, but there's certainly no loose snow. This makes me a little more tense, just what I need, a vertical skating rink my first time out. Too late to back out now...

The girls head off on their own, they're pretty accomplished, and Kent and I push ourselves over to the lift on the easy run. I find the skis a little weird at first, being so long, but I'm able to push myself with my poles over to the lift line even though I clearly look like I have no idea. Getting into the chair is easy enough but Jo had told me about a few falls she had had getting out so I'm feeling toey about my own exit. At the top I understand what Jo was talking about, the chair leaves you on a hump of snow and you have to ski off it and down a few meters, resulting in... my first fall. What the heck am I supposed to be doing again? Ok, snow plough, or as they call it here 'The Pizza'. My edges are bitting in and I can use them like skates to slow down, nice this is familiar territory. I can even slow down on a fairly steep part of the hill when my brain tells me that I can't possibly stop and I'm going to die. We take the first run and my hearts beating in my throat, damn it looks steep, how the heck am I gunna get down this alive? But it works out, I fall once, get up, re-attach a ski and make it to the bottom in one piece.

That's the only run that I snow plough on, 'The Pizza' is for little kids and pussies... and people with good judgment. The next run I start to carve with my skis parallel, it feels pretty natural and I look a little less like a tool, just a little. Heck, it is just like skating, all I'm doing is doing a sideways ice skate stop and then switching to the other foot, left and right, making a nice S down the hill. I had it in my mind that the switching from left to right, the 'S' turns, would be hard to pull off with those long things on my feet. With skates only about 5mm of metal from each skate actually contacts the ice so it's very easy to pivot...but even with 1.5m long bits of fibreglass on my feet it's no problem. After a few more runs we move to the next part of the hill and I have a fall or two, one onto my right pants pocket containing my cell phone which leaves me with a mild 'corky', but nothing too serious. Then we're into the trick park where people are flying of jumps with both boards and skis. I take the bug jump and land it after a very small amount of air (it fells like I'm going into orbit of course), but I'm going way faster than I'm used to and bail out rather than relax and slow down, another decent stack and both skis pop off. That's the thing I found the hardest to get, yes you're going damn fast some times, yes the hill is very steep in places, but it's actually really easy to slow down very quickly, even on a really steep section. By the end of the night I was trusting myself to make the turns and the stop. It's a bit of a thrill to hammer down towards the lift line at about 40-50k's and at the last minute slam on the brakes and slide to a stop in a shower of snow. I get it guys. I now know what all the fuss is about. It's an awesome sport. Pity we didn't get into it a few winters ago... Mt Tremblant here we come!

Andy, out.